Horn Monger

A horn monger is one who usually craves sex or sexual activities. They will frequently grab/touch you!...They are always thinking about how they could "Bone" you. They often talk about there goodies...either it being (for men) There meat and two vegg, their wedding Tackle, their bits in pieces ect... or they might describe them (wemon) as their puppies with pink noses, their tities,or their ta-ta's ect..

Oh My Gosh!!! Karon is such a Horn Monger

by Momma Sita March 8, 2006

Quarter Horn

A useless co-worker, which is constantly scamming more time off to watch rockets blast off. Also known as the ether bunny and da-Klown.

Shhhhh!!!! Here comes Quarter Horn. I wonder what scam he planning now??

by Da Klown February 2, 2019

morn horn

The morning after a night of hard drinking when you're really horny.

"Shit, I only fucked Stacy because I had morn horn."

by His_Name_Is_Zabo December 22, 2007

Shoe-horning

Verb | The act of 'slipping' something, such as an idea, political argument, or theory/concept into a conversation where it does not really fit; like using a shoehorn / shoe-horn to slip a foot into a tight-fitting shoe

"We were talking about the upcoming music festival when all of a sudden Harry and Arnold entered the conversation, continuously shoe-horning trump and politics

by Scarymonstersandstuff December 1, 2017

gape horn

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Try gape horn, it is great for Kids!

by BlackStaff_Ash December 7, 2021

Horn pout

A person filled with horny tendencies

He's such a horn pout. He makes sexual comments all the time.

by Jmor May 26, 2018

horn junkie

An idiot who completely blocks traffic through an intersection by trying to go forward or make a left turn when there is clearly nowhere to go, then receives a violent orchestra of horns that rivals Beethoven's 9th symphony.

The horn junkie is a major cause of rush hour gridlock.

"Come on lady! *HONK* *HONK* *HONK*"

"That horn junkie is just asking for it"

"Mommy I'm scared why are all the people honking at us?"

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009