horizontal wheelchair

While in the middle of fucking her sideways bend her knees backwards and tie them around your back

"Oi that sheila was never the same after i gave her the good ol' horizontal wheelchair"

by RHEEEEEE September 16, 2017

Horizontally acceptable

A woman who is easy to fornicate with.

That chick is so horizontally acceptable,she did the whole basketball team.

by Clemmer April 21, 2006

Horizontal Tapdance

vrb. The act of making love.

Me and LaShawnda just got done doing the Horizontal Tapdance.

by CAMMYdoodles January 21, 2009

horizontal ladder

Social climbing via sex.

"The teen who rejected James Franco had no concept of the importance of climbing the horizontal ladder."

by pasha sasa April 14, 2014

horizontal shuffle

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006

horizontal runner

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

by shooky June 17, 2015

Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.

I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!

by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015