Hoon

Refers to a person participating in illegal vehicular activities; for example,
- Participating in street racing
- Driving at speeds far exceeding the speed limit
- Engaging in burnouts or drifting
These activities are usually done at night by Provisional drivers in Facebook marketplace shitboxes but can also be done by actually competent drivers

Living near the freeway sucks because of idiots hooning their catless Holdens at night

by Jukub July 8, 2023

Seung Hoon

This is a korean name. Seung Hoon's are usually some wanna be cool guys. You never know if they are to school for cool or to cool for school. He is a very horny guy with glasses and faps on incest porn. He has a microscopic dick. He has a nice ass tho.

Yo my dick is almost as big as Seung Hoon's.

by thisguy1122 November 8, 2018

Hoons

The most talented drivers on the road, with the most coolest cars you’ll ever see, each one of them having the biggest pair of balls around, because they pull off the most awesome burnouts you’ll ever see, they will even put a smile on your face.

John-o: what’s goin’ on outside mate?
Dave-o: bunch of hoons mate!:D

by V8sforlife June 29, 2023

Hoon

A combination of Troon (A derogatory term for trans women) & Hon (A derogatory term non- passing trans woman)

I'm such a hoon

by BlackHoxton August 19, 2025

Dae Hoon

Fucking sexy and amazing

"You know dae hoon"

"Yeah he's so fucking sexy"

by LivinInAHaze November 21, 2021

Hoon

"Hodl" follows from an event which creates downward pressures on your crypto investments. To 'go to the moon' is said when you think the token is about to explode. To 'hoon' is to recognise the middle ground between these two extremes.

The transaction volume of my bitcoin investment has remained consistent all month. Ima hoon this shit. Ima hoon this shit up

by Nebulas May 30, 2021

Hoon

Hoon is the best guy in the world. He is the best at videogames and all women love him. Everyone who talks to him will get popular and earn billions of dollars in the future. He has the best type of style and is super cool. His body count is over 45 million due to the famine I caused

(I am not a whore)

Ryan: OMG You're so cool Hoon I wish I can be like you
Hoon: I know right I'm so cool

by Cool Kid Butter November 19, 2020