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Hodging

Adjective: Butting in to a conversation you have nothing to do with, just to insert your own opinion, often preceded by stalking around those conversing in anticipation

When Hodging is done properly, It will always be preceeded by the word "Hodging" in order to inform the group that you are about to seriously piss them off
Man: What do you think of the weather today?
Woman: Its lovely don't you agree?
"Hodge": Hodging! This one time, I was drinking Bud Light, at a Saint Louis Cardinals game... and who do you think showed up but NELLY!
by The Real Zman May 26, 2012
mugGet the Hodgingmug.

Jackson hodge

This man is the next Eminem, he is a little white boy that can rap like no ones business. I tell yo drop a freestyle. Literally like 3 seconds later he already done it.
I’m bouta get Jackson hodge to end your whole career!
by Supahotfiyaa April 8, 2019
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Hostile Hodges

A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
mugGet the Hostile Hodgesmug.

Hodged

To be comepletly lost. Have no idea what is going on 100% of the time
I'm so hodged right now
by Alrichards March 22, 2017
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Hodge

A slang word for a smelly ass broke kid who thinks he's the shit because he works a terrible minimum wage job at McDonalds. retarded ass egoist who has done strictly nothing but ego lift for two years and believes he has the physique of an IFBB PRO when in reality he has the physique of a newborn baby. He believes he gets bitches because he dragged a hideous physically challenged down syndrome victim for about two months. He gets quite ecstatic about simple social interaction, despite the fact that no one wants to touch his awful musty smelling wretched man eating ass with a ten foot pole. And believes that wearing the most non playable character non-freethinking sheep fitting in type jacket in the world is "drip" like nah bro you just look like every other non hygenic discord pedophile moderator he needs to shave that hairy slimy worm living on his upper lip bro thinks that shit will ever get him bitches he needs to re evaluate his entire thought process.
Oh that quiet kid christian (hes a hodge)? I heard he doesn't wear deodorant
by dictionaryMan42069 March 19, 2023
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sean hodges

a universal cutie with a dick so big boys and girls want it, he’s great in the sack and a great friend.
by Daddymaterial February 19, 2019
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Hodged

When you tell your friend about somthing and they make there personality about it until you tell them about somthing else wich then they change it to that
I told James about team fortress 2 and he hodged it
by Aedan finn October 12, 2023
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