one-hitter

A Sneak-a-tokers tool. A Fakie. A Bat. One-hizzle, pizzle, fakie, bat, one hitter, one, hitter, sneak-a-toke, where's the food at?,one-hiter, won-hit her, juan hit her, Whurr's the queso?

Mary passed by Jane and said, "High, can I bum a smoke?". Jane replied, "its a one-hitter". "What do you mean," asked Mary. "It's fake you noob" replied Jane as she turned in disgust and walked away to find some queso.

by Clause May 28, 2006

ho hitters

high-heeled shoes, often used by young women to "hit hos" that talk too much or start drama.

"I'd better wear my ho hitters to the club tonight in case one of these females get in my face and I have to go off."

by foxyroxy123 February 10, 2010

pinch hitter

A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.

Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.

by scodder May 22, 2010

hitter

A piece of clothing (usually a dress shirt) that makes you irresistable to the opposite sex. French cuffs hit regardless. No exceptions.

Ah man, I thought we were going to a dive bar and you come over wearing a hitter. You must be planning on gettin some tonight…

by jlam November 3, 2007

switch hitter

one, usually a male, that masturbates using both of his/her hands.

it's a good thing i'm a switch hitter, because my arm was eaten by a dumpster last week.

by yawn April 14, 2004

hitter

a persons source of contact and communication.

yo call me on my hitter later

by j money March 3, 2005

designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

by matty fantastic September 10, 2005