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hitch hikin' under the sheets

1. the act of playing with one's self
"Mr. Frey missed school today because he was hitch hikin' under the sheets."
by gingervitus May 7, 2008
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blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic
Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here
by 01209 July 26, 2018
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Lazy Hitch hiker

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
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I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.
by Sean the Buffalo December 4, 2010
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suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

A woman who is an expert cocksucker, that she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine
Chelsey was such an incredible cocksucker, blowjob queen, that she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and make it shine. She had a talent with that suction mouth of her's.
by devildog June 11, 2006
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suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.
"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."
by anti March 6, 2005
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I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014
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Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night
(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there
by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021
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