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Geoffrey Harms

He is such a good guy and loves little kids
Where did he go?

Oh, its Geoffrey Harms he helping little kids
by bobbyshmurda1324 August 12, 2019
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one up the bum, no harm done

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."

Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.

Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?

The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024
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Harm

A harm is typically a very meek, cowardly, non-physical person. A harm would rather run from an insult than defend his or her honor. A perfect use of 'harm' would be to say to someone, "You're a harm"
Did you see Joshua run and hide when somebody called out his mother for somethin'? What a harm, that Joshua.
by Iain'tnopunk August 14, 2022
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Jan Harms

Jan harms is epic and cool gamer that gets all the girls (and boys) and is very hot and sexy and fuckable and also has a wife named Shay Harms, Shay Harms and Jan Harms got married on May 5th 2021.
Jan Harms is 6'0 and is 14 (fuckinf giant)

He has a dog named Willow, women mostly like him because of his dog.
Jan Harms hates China, Germany best country.
Jan Harms hates pugs.
Woman 1: is that Jan Harms??
Woman 2: omg its Jan Harms!!
Woman 3: hwes swo hawt >w<
by choccy milk 69 November 24, 2021
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The harm

I mean, the harm is obviously the potential for parents who don't want their kids to be trans or who don't believe that "trans" is a thing their child can be... having their kids taken away by the state.
Hym "That's the harm. Not to mention the side effects of the treatment. You hear the new Jordan Peterson trans rhetoric? Girl's can't be trans! It's a men's issue. They don't care about the little boys doing it. They need to keep that fresh pussy pure for their incest breeding cult."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2024
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Self Harm

Self harm (abbreviated as SH) the process of where one hurts themselves due to emotional, physical, or mental pain. its commonly associated to cvtting themselves, but also can be of different forms such as pulling at hair, picking at skin and etc. its like an addiction where you can't stop, once you start, you can't go back. its an unpleasant feeling where you keep on blaming yourself, and are considering to SH. some people associate SH with being "emo" or a pick me who wants attention, but its really not that at all, its more painful experience if you do it and if someone wanted attention, they wouldn't do something that slowly destructs them. i have practiced SH in the past and it's a horrible experience and feeling that I hope no one should go through, and if you are practicing SH, I want to tell you that it's going to be alright, no matter what your facing, your doing just great, and even if I don't know who you are, just know that i care for you. <3
EX 1
jake: YO BRO DID YOU KNOW THAT EMILY DOES SELF HARM? SHES SUCH A PICK ME LOL
josh: she isn't a pick me, you uncultured swine, shes probably going through a lot right now. anyways im going to go find her so I can talk to her about it.

EX 2
emily: hey josh, promise you won't be mad when I say this but i practice self harm..
josh: emily, im not mad, i came here just to help you and your situation, you can tell me what's wrong and I'll try to do my best to help.
by lorainee :3 March 7, 2025
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Nicolaas (Self) Harm

Short guy who gets touched and intimately stroked by a group of 4 super cool people who are way better than him!!
"I just touched Nicolaas (Self) Harm, it was so good!!"
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