Sexual Harassment

The office politics term for a part of the human courtship behaviour. An act of flirtation usually on behalf of the receptive partner, a precursor to a consenting sexual relationship.

In my career (I am an office manager) I have had to deal with twelve cases of sexual harassment and have heard of many more from my peers - this definition is based on a 100% record.

by yaoigirlproxy January 25, 2005

sexual harassment

When an unattractive man tries to flirt with a female co-worker, it's deemed sexual harassment. However, when it's an attractive man, it's innocent flirting.

Bob from Accounting - I complimented Linda on her promotion yesterday. Now she's threatening to sue the pants off me for sexual harassment.

Stan from Marketing - I told Linda she would look lovely in a pearl necklace. Then I gave her one in the file room last night after she sucked my pipes dry.

Bob - But isn't that sexual harassment?

Stan - For you yes, because you're fugly. For me no, it's being fun.

Bob - D'oh!

by Anonymonymony March 12, 2009

sexual harassment

One of the many things a woman can use to control men.

Mary: Hey baby, Wanna go to my place after work and do it on the couch?
Joe: Yes!
Mary: Sexual harassment! He's trying to harass me! HELP!
Joe: WTF?!?!?
Police: Alright you perv your going to jail.

Tom: Hey foxy lady I want to sexually harass you up.
Susie: You disgusting perv! Hey thats sexual her ass ment!
Tom: hmmm....sexual her ass

by SamRoe April 10, 2008

Harambe harassment

New verb of 2017, is when a zoo keeper threatens to shoot an animal in an enclosure.

The zoo keepers are harambe harassment that walrus!!!

by ThatTransKid April 14, 2017

Sexual harassment

When you fart into someones ear when they are asleep.

John: *farts in jack's ear* hahaha
Jack: Hey baby, I told you not to blow in my ear..

by Fuckthepainaway January 21, 2005

sexual harassment

It's a charge when someone cannot stand up for themselves to they take you to court.

Day 1
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Guy: Hey baby
Girl: Uhm... Hi
Guy: You have a cute smile but yeah I hope I'll see you later
Girl: *smiles nervously* Okay... Bye

Day 2
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Guy: How's it goin?
Girl: I'm fine.
Guy: Lovin that body
Girl: haha ... thanks...

Day 6
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Guy: I HAVE TO GO TO COURT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT

by Jesus Christ's Skin is grey November 1, 2007

Sexual Harassment

aka the cockblock law forced into law by fem-nazi's and ugly chicks looking for an equal opportunity workplace

i got put on probation at work for sexual harassment

by creamoftoast February 9, 2010