NBA groupies, the ultimate clout chasers, are those drop-dead gorgeous TikTok/Instagram vixens you just can't help but notice. These relentless seductresses have their eyes on one prize – to score big with an NBA player. Everything from the dog filter selfies to those scandalous OnlyFans snap-teases, it's all about hookin' and reelin' in these basketball legends!
Climbin' up the social ladder like a pro, their game plan is simple – get some baby daddy action or cash in on that fat wallet. But, hey, who doesn't love a little drama, right? These NBA groupies are the lifeblood of gossip columns and will surely leave no DM unslid. So, while they may not have the skills to dribble on the court, they sure know how to hustle off it!
Climbin' up the social ladder like a pro, their game plan is simple – get some baby daddy action or cash in on that fat wallet. But, hey, who doesn't love a little drama, right? These NBA groupies are the lifeblood of gossip columns and will surely leave no DM unslid. So, while they may not have the skills to dribble on the court, they sure know how to hustle off it!
by DARealLTG April 21, 2023
Get the NBA groupiesmug. One who constantly mentions celebrities, and other well known figures, in their tweets in hopes of getting mentioned, or retweeted, by them.
Jennie is defiantly turning into a Twitter Groupie for The Jonas Brothers. This week alone she has tweeted to Joe 15 times, Nick 8 times, and Kevin 12 times.
by McBabe73 August 24, 2011
Get the Twitter Groupiemug. Jennifer just discovered Kurt Cobain and has been dreaming of their wedding ever since. She's convinced that Courtney Love killed him and he would have been better off with her cause she understand him better than anyone else. She's fullblown Zombie Groupie if I ever saw one
by crazed maniac1234987 March 15, 2013
Get the Zombie Groupiemug. A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.
See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.
by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004
Get the snoopy groupiemug. pre-adolescent female who obsesses about "cute" images/cartoons ... sadly, said obsession does not necessarily end as one passes into adulthood
"You'd think she was 11 or something, that SNOOPY GROUPIE, the way she has Garfield figurines and cuts out Cathy comic strips ..."
by meaty ogre July 23, 2004
Get the snoopy groupiemug. by Bennett July 18, 2004
Get the snoopy groupiemug. 1. (n) A person who is attracted to the Emo lifestyle, but isn't necessarily Emo themselves.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
2. (n) A person (usually female) who will do anything to get close to a member of a shitty Emo band (i.e. My Chemical Romance)after a concert.
1. Guy #1: "Oh man, Jaime is so hot... I don't know what it is about the black hair amd excessive eyeliner.."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
Guy #2: "You must be an Emo-Groupie or something."
2. Girl #1: "OMGOMGOMG!! IT'S (Insert faggy Emo band member here) OMG!!!"
Girl #2: "Would you calm the fuck down!? You are a serious Emo-Groupie..."
by phroot October 15, 2008
Get the Emo-Groupiemug.