Grooser

There's something about Lucy that makes her a grooser.

Blue, bubbly like rum punch with blue curacao or eucalyptus scented fairy liquid on speed.

I'm a Lucy grooser, Rock!

We're all Lucy GROOSERS, Rock!

by Weenston Churchill January 31, 2022

grouper cheeks

1. The folds of skin puckered around the anus

2. The delicious face part of the fish

Geof and Heather went out to dinner and had Buffalo grouper cheeks as a second course after eating eachother’s grouper cheeks.

by anonymous February 6, 2022

Groomerphilia

The desire by teachers and the media to discuss sex with pre-pubescent children.

With such venom, hate and Don't-Say-Gay legislation being thrown at teachers today for simply doing the job that suburban parents refuse to do, the table is being set for Groomerphilia to be the next big Civil Rights battle in the United States

by TheGayKindergartenTeacherInNYC April 10, 2022

Gooper

The worst thing a 3 year old can call his dad.

Kian: You are a Gooper daddy!
Daddy: Did you just call me a Gooper!

by KianP August 3, 2022

Blue Groper

A Blue Groper is a sex move involving two men fingering each others ass holes whilst on a fishing boat. It is also the worst species of fish known to man. If you catch a Blue Groper it means that you have a small penis.

Person 1: "Stop showing me that photo of a Blue Groper you gay homo."

by AntonSucksAss November 1, 2018

pooper grouper

A very organized person. Someone who keeps their shit (affairs) in order.

Them: wow, Joe sure has a well organized office

Me: yep, he's a real pooper grouper.

by Pooper Grouper January 11, 2022

diving for grouper

oral sex on a woman, cunnilingus

He loved her man, he went diving for grouper on the first date.

by rebelyid October 23, 2005