gooner

jordan219: what does gooner mean
me: jordan on fent
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Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.
Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids
by Manus craig December 09, 2023
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Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.
"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"
by GrandAutismo131 March 27, 2024
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Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers or nursing spewers
"Ah fuck! I got gooned on by a gooner!"
by GrandAutismo131 March 29, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.
Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner
by Ihavenolife_68421 May 12, 2024
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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.
Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner
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poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum
"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"
by poopgooningurmom69420 November 25, 2024
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