Goomba

A goomba is a person who is useless and in the way. They will disappear when jumped on.

"O Sally my boyfriend cheated on me".
"He is a goomba forget him".

by digital voice September 29, 2017

goomba

a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.

I am goomba.

by rasgornian July 23, 2021

Goomba

Goomba. A Mario character. if you’re wanting to know what a “Goomba” with an “h” is DO NOT SEARCH IT

Mario stomped on a ‘Goomba’

by Mario number #1 August 11, 2022

Goomba

A thick woman of color.

“Damn that girl is hot! Just gotta stomp out that Goomba first.” “Nah man, I’ll take her. You know I love Goombas!”

by chefdatboyardee December 2, 2024

Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Goomba

Someone or something described as weird, scary, different, or out of place; used as a term for someone also described as a Goonie or goober.

Guy 1: You know that Adam Spangler guy?

Guy 2: Yeah

Guy 1: He’s such a goomba.

by Major0Zero May 8, 2023

goomba

goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you will be very good friends, if you don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.

goomba is getting on my nerves

just looking at goomba makes me laugh

why is goomba fucking a dog

by monopsony April 25, 2022