Joshua Goodnight

Joshua goodnight is a weirdo that no one talks to. If a Joshua goodnight gets a girlfriend it is a miracle, or friends at that matter.

Guy: isn't that Joshua goodnight guy weird?
Guy 2: yeah he doesn't have any friends. He just sits there. Weirdo.

by Lucerne valley October 8, 2020

goodnight

Goodnight is a word used to say “I love you” in a different way.

Person 1- Goodnight

Person 2: Gn

by isabel12 December 14, 2021

special goodnight

When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.

"Dude I heard some wierd groaning last night!" I think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!"

by Mikey Spikey October 19, 2017

goodnight jerk

When you want someone you love to know you are slightly annoyed at them before you go to sleep. It isn't meant in a harsh or bitting manner

"Goodnight" said Amy,

"Goodnight jerk" replied Rj

by Jasonmrazsongz January 23, 2016

kiss the kids goodnight

When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.

Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!

by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022

Goodnight remorse

When you say goodnight to someone via text and they text you at the same exact time with something to talk about. Your willing to stay up a little bit later to hear the story but they won't tell you because you've already said goodnight

I had texted goodnight to her and she texted me at the same time about something really interesting. I tried to talk about it but she kept saying we can talk about it tomorrow no matter how much I insisted. Instant goodnight remorse

by inspectah gadget September 24, 2021

Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.

by DickGirl January 7, 2020