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Goldfish

When a guy bites a girls nipples and it gives her sexual stimulation.
Girl: Give me goldfish
by sexyboo August 29, 2010
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frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse
Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.
by shrubbage December 31, 2008
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Goldfish farts

DaQuavius really enjoyed his goldfish farts last Friday
by Wet mush February 26, 2022
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Timmy Goldfish

Bryce: Timmy Goldfish is in your water bottle
by AARON__BURR April 14, 2022
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goldfish angels

The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.

P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.
I’m feeling the blessings of the goldfish angels right now.
by ally3:6 January 22, 2022
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sloppy goldfish

A shot of cheap tequila with a chunk of week old sun dried fish dropped in, chased by a flat mountain dew.
Get your ass over to the party, we are taking sloppy goldfish shots tonight!
by Robberrdyyckk December 13, 2020
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goldy the goldfish

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy
larry “yo what up
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”
by bob the bodybuilder🤙 January 20, 2018
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