Goldfish

When a guy bites a girls nipples and it gives her sexual stimulation.

Girl: Give me goldfish

by sexyboo August 29, 2010

frightened goldfish

A penis that fails to become erect prior to intercourse

Tom was ready to go at it, but Bob was struck with a bad case of the frightened goldfish.

by shrubbage December 31, 2008

Moody Goldfish

When two guys who are really cool and popular start a 2-man band play really good music (normally two acoustic sounding guitars).

Hey you guys are Moody Goldfish

by Chicken Man 5500 October 12, 2009

goldy the goldfish

a hot babe that wears hats and is crazy funny.

short form - goldy

larry “yo what up”
ben “not much just chatting w goldy”
larry “who?”

ben “goldy. goldy the goldfish. he’s too cool, you wouldn’t know him.”

by bob the bodybuilder🤙 January 20, 2018

milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

by Awrekt February 11, 2018

reverse goldfish

It’s when you and your parter eat snacks and use them during foreplay while having sex.

me: did you and sam really reverse goldfish last weekend?
michael: yeah it was a good time, you and ur girlfriend should do it sometime.
me: shut up fatass

by longdiggitydong July 18, 2021

goldfish angels

The goldfish angels are the forms of eternal happiness due to their constant smile and the joy they bring to others. On the Great Chain of Being the rank below the saints but above the angels (on level with the archangels). They preside over the goldfish missionaries which are the goldfish we know. The purpose of the missionary goldfish is to bring health and joy to humans so that we may serve to our best ability.

P. S. Atheists and Non-Christians also appreciate the benefits of the goldfish angels and their missionary brethren but they do not acknowledge their true importance.

I’m feeling the blessings of the goldfish angels right now.

by ally3:6 January 22, 2022