gontz'd

in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

The email account on the server has been gontz'd. The data on my network share has been gontz'd

by esucrew September 30, 2013

goatzuchine

The best religion that has ever existed! Sign up today to stop the albinos once and for all!!!!!

I worship the allmighty goat in the sky because I am part of Goatzuchine! The beat religion ever.

by Deborahh_is_hip February 11, 2019

gaetzkeeping

Gaetzkeeping is a unique type of cognitive dissonance wherein the legislator quietly shows their guilt or complicity in a criminal activity, only to be busted for it a few years later.

The politician opposed a human trafficking bill in 2017. In 2021 he was accused of an improper relationship with a 17-year old in a stunning example of gaetzkeeping.

by threepio March 31, 2021

Gaetz Math

Gaetz Math, as an economic concept, explaining why two completely rational individuals might interact in otherwise questionable affairs, to distribute financial means to workers in "non-representable" professions.

Now I know we said we were going to add 200,000 jobs back to the market but it lookin more like 20....I know, I know, guys GAETZ MATH!

by WWOREOD April 13, 2021

Gaetzgate

A term that mainly described Matt Gaetz's sex trafficking scandal with a minor 17 year-old girl. Gaetz's lone voting on the human sex trafficking bill would likely cause this to happen.

Why is Obamagate still trending on Parler when Gaetzgate is a better name?

by Aedyn May 7, 2021

goettle

Goettle's are strong,funny and athletic and you may be wondering how i know this is because i am one but yeah there are alot of Goettle's in the north

Goettles are strong,funny and athletic

by astrofudge 12 November 2, 2021

Goetism

A philosophy based on the way mountain goats hitting their enemies as hard as they want.

He’s a leader of Goetism dude!! He hits that guy like a motherfucker!

by Angel Marcus Mathieu August 16, 2021