Yo what up god? What you doing?
by jdiazud July 29, 2008
by Hydrogen Elf January 27, 2003
The Divine Power of the Universe and the giver of all life, inclusing yours, which not one of you here seems grateful to. God is not Marilyn Manson or a hooker or some fictional guy. He is very real and gave his blood for you all.
"You should all be ashamed that you talked about God like he's some kind of joke. He's not. He's real and you need to respect!"
by Sara Jane Biblethumper March 28, 2003
the figment of ur imagination that makes so many people kill themselves. great god u got there people.obviously brimmin with love. and u all no its just a phase. what the fuck happened to isis, anubis or zeus? they were real remember? at least, thousands of greeks romans and egyptians thort so. and all u 'adults' who indulge in this ignorance that i see wavin ur hands and cryin about wen i flick to the god channel to hav a good laff at, u make me sick. and then, u hav a good giggle at children for believin in santa. HA!. children hav got more evidnce of santa than u have of god. wen was the last time God put an Xbox in ur stockin?
martyr= because of my love for almighty God, i will kill myself and many others for the cause, cos thats wot ive been taught
Christian miles away watching the news= ill turn a blind eye to the fact that this is all cos of a non existant person, cos im ignorant like that. and im supposed to be a respectable member of society. i need help
Christian miles away watching the news= ill turn a blind eye to the fact that this is all cos of a non existant person, cos im ignorant like that. and im supposed to be a respectable member of society. i need help
by oli May 26, 2004
1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid
1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross
by jess December 16, 2004
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