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Gloria

She is quite the self conscious one, if she rejects you then you know you’ll be the one crawling back to her. If you find a Gloria don’t lose her, because you’ll just be wrecking your own life, she will always be there for u until ur not... she will make you laugh in every way possible, she could be ur sunshine, ur only sunshine...
Oliver: is that Gloria?
Tim: yeah, don’t mess with her, she’s an absolute savage sweetheart!💛
Oliver: the girl does make me smile!
Tim: yaw, I hope I never lose her,
Gloria: what? Did yall say something?😂👀👄👀
Oliver: we were saying how much I-
Gloria: hold that thought! Gotta go! See ya!
by Da.girl.with.words December 22, 2020
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Glory shot

Jesus Christ holy ejaculation what is known as a money shot of the fake person there's no God
by Kingofdick March 7, 2020
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Glory Day Syndrome

A syndrome that causes a middle age man to believe he is back in highschool or college when he was having his glory days in a particular sport. The sport is usually baseball. Someone with this syndrome will most likely be found being the assistant coach for a highschool baseball team, wearing the full uniform, looking like one of the players only 30-40 years older. They can't seem to grasp the fact that they're never going to play again and have to get as close to the action as they can.
Fred: "Why's that old man wearing the full uniform?"
Tom: "Is he playing?"
Fred: "Oh god, I know what's going on here. That guys not playing he just has glory day syndrome."
by Puppetkiller November 22, 2009
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Glorianne

The name of a girl who is absolutley goregeous and hilarious ly not photogenic. She is wonderful and ironic in all she does, and loves to be crazy and inventive. A smart girl to look out for in this world. But be wary she is a bitch when she is PMS.
Man that girl glorianne sure is crazy. I heard she likes to stir fry kiwi.
by ligit person July 12, 2013
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Glory Alley

1. An area where male prostitutes congregate when they are looking for clients.

2. The anus
1. I met this hunk down on Glory Alley last night.

2. He decided to take a ride down Glory Alley without warning me first.
by Henriquez October 27, 2009
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Glory Worm Hole

A glory worm hole is a worm hole used as a glory hole. It allows one to be fellated by and/or to fellate an individual at any point in space and time.
Jimmy opened up a glory worm hole last week to fulfill his lifelong dream of fellating himself as a teenager.

Glory worm holes also gave Jimmy the chance to fulfill his lifelong dream of a threesome with Abraham Lincoln and JFK's bullet holes.
by theboy4 December 8, 2010
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ol glory

Dont let Ol Glory touch the ground you Un-American son of a bitch
by Big Willy Style June 20, 2007
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