Girlfriend

That girl that sits on Tumblr while you play Call of Duty. She doesn't talk much and doesn't listen to anything you say, but reblogs every post, every 2 seconds.

Man, I want to come over and play, but I understand your girls there" "Naw man, your good she's just being a girlfriend.

by staytrueforever December 8, 2010

girlfriend

The future wife of another man who will inevitably try and dominate you and your wallet.

"I just wanna fuck! Who needs a girlfriend?"

by disgrunteled boyfriend November 17, 2004

girlfriend

Another term for your right hand.

Im writing with my girlfriend.

by Astute February 17, 2014

Girlfriend

A girl that you have to spend your time and money with. Most of your free time is takin so their isnt anytime for your bros or for xbox/playstation. Most guys only get them because they are lonly or want to get laid.

1) Bro 1: Come hang and play some xbox with the bros tonight!

Bro 2: Can't, I have a girlfriend.

2) "Man, Im getting laid tonight!"

by Manuelr11 December 3, 2013

Girlfriend

Loving, caring individual who stands by your side no matter what. Will, in some odd instances, become infatuated with dog demons from a certain anime that will not be mentioned. Damn dog demons.

OMFG why dont Melissa and Donnie just get a freaking room?!

by LoLlerskate June 5, 2005

girlfriend

a firearm; a handgun; a type of weaponry

all i need in this life of sin, is me & my girlfriend, down to ride to the bloody end, just me & my girlfriend.

by Aaron Franklin May 13, 2005

girlfriended

When a bro can't hang out with you due to his girlfriend. This can be for many reasons. Maybe they are going antiquing, she may not like some bro's, sex night, etc. Similar to pussywhipped.

Dude 1: Man, John can't come out tonight. Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: He got girlfriended.

by bigballin6989 May 27, 2015