gaffing her trout

Fingering yourself so violently it blurs your vision and makes a sound akin to a wet trout slapping off another in a bucket full of trout

Dat gurl rashad was gaffing her trout so vigorously she slipped off the toilet seat and needed glasses for a month until her vision recovered

by loljk12345 March 13, 2015

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

Ass Gruff

Dirty knotted ass hairs. That ass needs a shave or waxing.

I was about to do that ass when she spread them cheeks and there was nothing but ass gruff braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

gaffa tape and paper bag job

a woman who has a really gorgeous body but who has a dodgy voice and a minging face so the only way you can bring yourself to fuck her is if you stick gaffa tape (duct tape) over her mouth and a paper bag on her head

scary spice

by jamfsob August 6, 2003

Gruff Nut

The little bits of poo that can gather on hairs around the anus.

i.e. That girl has lots of gruff nuts dangling down.

by Steven Mallaber November 29, 2007

Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!

Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!

by B-Hill July 30, 2008

Billy Goat's Gruff

English rhyming slang for muff aka pussy, female genital region.

Eat some billy goats gruff

by bigrattus November 21, 2003