fankle

A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.

Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.

by Observer53 November 23, 2006

fungle loaf

Single-man's meal concocted by mixing two to three week's leftovers together in one pan. Typically eaten standing up over the sink.

Last night I had some choice fungle loaf made out of old chili mac, shrimp chow mein, and Campbell's cheese soup.

by Cheesman October 19, 2006

Fuckles

What Humpty Dumpty said when he fell off the wall.

"Fuckles!"

by Xander B May 29, 2003

funcle

a funcle is a fun uncle.

Funcles contract syphillis more than regular uncles

by seanscape September 2, 2005

fuckle puff

A name for someone who is stupid or incompetent

"Did you see Joe back into that parked car? What a fuckle puff!"

by KKristin December 21, 2005

fucklediddledoo

Word of choice in a helter-skelter situation

Everyone's running around like a bunch of maniacs in the airport. Fucklediddledoo!

by speakthetruthandonlythetruth June 25, 2006

fuckleberry hound

A dog used for sexual purposes by its owner.

"I think it was a mistake to get a pit bull terrier as a fuckleberry hound" said Dave, holding the bloody stump on his groin.

by Dunky Oggins November 30, 2003