faece fungus

the white fungus that appears on a turd that has been on the floor too long

colin came over ashen-faeced. "blimey, cole" exclaimed kevin, "it's only
faece fungus. I'll pick it up after the football"

by theWestHamfan December 26, 2003

Cavern Fungus

Hair on the less favorable areas of your body. (i.e. armpits, pubes, etc.)

David has the lightest blonde hair I've ever seen, but his cavern fungus is dark brown.

by Dread Pirate Longshanks September 11, 2010

Bah Fungu

A mispelling of a the term "Bah Fungoo" apparently, wich is an term invented by Americans for a slang/dialect form of the Italian "Vaffanculo".
Bah Fungoo is in no way how it's said or spelled.

-What was that italian expression to tell you to fuck off?
-Bah Fungu? Bah Fungoo!
-Nah, neither, that's not italian at all.

by Gigid'Ag September 16, 2019

gaming fungus

gaming on god

i am the gaming fungus

by booty muncher9000 May 26, 2022

Foot Fungus

A very dangerous fungus that has murdered billions and has costed trillions of dollars and one day foot fungus will take over the world and become superior.

I have foot fungus, I will die in the next 2 hours if I don’t get the fungus treated so I can live for another 2 days.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

Fungus Dongus

A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.

Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick

by TrollEverything69 June 28, 2022

Cunny Fungus

Cunny (poon, pussy vagina etc) A term to describe a harsh case of thrush or an insultive phrase to a foe!!

she has real bad cunny fungus or your face looks like a mound of cunny fungus

by rolzio October 14, 2010