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Fump

the action of fucking and humping together
Damn, I'd like to fump that ho all night long.
by CrackBaby November 24, 2003
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fmuppet

fmuppet - Stands for Fuckin Muppet. Means Idiot / Stupid. Usually refers to a person.
What did you do that for Joe you fmuppet!
by hexguyuk December 7, 2007
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FUmp

FUmp- From the root - Have been well and truly FUmped, to FUmp. FUmping , to vindictively seek out from a position of power any minority of any orientation for a quick quash giving oneself elevated gratification. FUmp, a male, who is supremely relentless at abusing power, inhumanly and without fair rights, quashing the innocent, any time, any place, anywhere.
" Look at me folks, it's my agenda . A minority is about to get quashed. The dyed blonde FUmp is on the prowl, looking for whoever is so marginalized they can be removed from existence."
by A bad day October 27, 2018
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fuppie

n: the offspring of the 1980s yuppie, they are found to have an idealistic view of life after growing up in a home with their sucessful parents' means at hand. this paricular group of youth expect to be handed everything without giving any work in return. they are not to be confused with anyone considered a traditonal east coast prep, however they can be associated with the more modern defition of prep (one who shops at hollister, abercrombie, or american Eagle ect.) because they share many social traits.

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as commonly used by nonyuppies from the 1980s:

n: an unattractive yuppie, or a yuppie from the mid-west who remains in their small hometown to raise their faimly and dominate the community by means of money having heavy influence over local politics, commerce, and decisions concerning education.

fuppies = fucking ugly yuppies.
"gary's dad went to yale for a degree in business and now he is ceo of some big company, too bad gary isn't going anywhere in life. he's destined to be a total fuppie."

"i'm tired of all the pta fuppies on the school board."
by sociological disaster November 4, 2006
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fumping

When you fuck someone in order to dump your bf/gf.
Jay:Hey are you finally fumping Jordan tonight.
Chelsea: Yah I can't say it to his face.
by Torie<3<3 June 13, 2008
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Fump

Combination of 'fart' and 'dump.' A fump is when you think you have to take a big shit, but when you sit on the toilet to do it, you just let out a huge, explosive fart. Some small, misshapen pieces of poo usually accompany a fump.
"Man I thought I had to take a huge shit, but it was just a fump."
by Jeuni October 13, 2012
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half-fumpty

Half full and half empty at the same time.
It's a metaphor towards how you look at life. Some days the glass is half full and other days the glass is half empty. Most days, it is half-fumpty.
by vibrations March 18, 2010
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