When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

Kiss my ass, FuckWit!
by TommyTazadeh April 24, 2023

A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.
My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
by Whitejaz January 20, 2023

A Norwegian Dickhead who bullies people,
fuckwits are usually around 10-15 years of age, they often associate to tik tokers and
people who flex trying to show off to girls.
fuckwits are usually around 10-15 years of age, they often associate to tik tokers and
people who flex trying to show off to girls.
by Theguywhoexposesflexingidiots October 5, 2020

A term of endearment for someone who does silly/stupid things to make people laugh. His actions might be questionable but the intention is good.
A real legend of a human being
A real legend of a human being
by L0v3Fo0L June 14, 2017

Hires someone for the purpose of firing them only even when the person was reluctant to work for them because they know what the plan is already
That fuckwit just acted like he fired me a few days after he says he was hiring me what a useless fat fuck
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

A person employed by an agency to work alongside someone who has been doing the same job for years, and the fuckwit will not take any advice from the experienced worker
by tonyhighlands April 19, 2018
