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Fucksheath

A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contraception after anus as it can be hidden in many places such as:
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your penis.

A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a jizz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
Jane:"Did you bring the fucksheath?"
Joe:"Dammit!FML."

Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"
John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."
Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."
John:"..."
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fuckshee

Someone who's screams during sex are annoying and turn you off.
That bitch was a fuckshee, I couldn't even finish I was so rattled
by LordShagger April 10, 2015
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fuckshithelldam

when you cant think of anything to say

or

when you so drunk you just yell this out loud to someone
Person 1: Why did you miss a shot?

Person 2: Fuckshithelldam!!!!!!
by AAron/Trey April 5, 2008
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fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy

A string of swear words used to express extreme displeasure or irritation about a person or situation
Oh, fuckshitcockcuntbitchpussy, I can't believe I forgot my purse again.
by Lisa Westynia July 29, 2015
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fuckshawty

Typically and almost always "fuckshawty" means a girl that gets fucked a lot. Not necessarily by many guys but she gets fucked a lot. It's almost common sense. Fuck = sex. Shawty = girl. Fuckshawty = sex girl.
Also in jail / prison they rape men and women and call them fuckshawtys / fuckdaddies
Yea that girl is a fuck shawty. She's all of our fuckshawty.
by DamienRamos0411 September 25, 2015
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fuckcheeks

sup fuckcheeks? how was that but rape last night?
by captainsqueezbees May 13, 2016
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Fucksert

(verb) to insert any form of the word 'fuck' into the middle of another word, in order to stress its applicability to the situation.
Chandler: Hey man, wanna order a pizza?
Joey: Abso-fucking-lutely
Chandler: A simple yes would have sufficed, no need to Fucksert.

Guy 1: Did you see what Trump just said?
Guy 2: yeah that orange cretin is un-fucking-believable.
by quantumpsk September 18, 2016
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