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fruit-punch mouth

A red colouring that someone has around their mouth, possibly stained by a drink such as fruit punch.

A quip made by Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer during the first season, regarding a vampire with a blood mustache.
That guy definitely has fruit-punch mouth, although I'm not sure exactly what he drank to get that colouring around his mouth.
by avsc May 23, 2007
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fruit spread

Really good music, is a synonym for jam, since jam is fruit spread
"This song is my jam! Listen to that fruit spread!"
by Sassy Sasha December 15, 2018
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Fruit Leather

An older gay man whose skin has turned to leather from too much tanning. Loves to wear speedos wherever he goes to show off his leathery brown wrinkled skin.
That beach in Maui is so full of fruit leather it's creeping me out.
by JonnyB99 November 21, 2011
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Goof Fruit

Any person that smokes a bowl and acts like an idiot afterward.
Person 1: Man, Joe is acting like a goof fruit.
Person 2: Guy needs to chill out on the bowl and sniff some fresh air.
by Thousand Eyes April 20, 2010
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bum fruit

I am off to the Crapper to drop a bunch of bum fruit.

My bum fruits are ripe, I must deposit them in the toilet bowl (a bowl of bum fruit).

Jay: *fart*
Emma: Oh god, that stinks Jay! Go to the toilet!
Jay: I couldn't possibly
Emma: Why!?
Jay: They (bum fruits) have yet to ripen.
Emma: You stinky bastard.

Bum fruits of the forest - When one lays down a selection of Bum fruits within a wooded area (usually when camping).

This in turn can become a bum fruit basket if deposited on a collection of twigs.

If you over egg the pudding and eat too many rich foods, your bum fruits will come out all squirty and are now rotten. Do not offer these bum fruits to friends.
by Jaydentaku January 18, 2007
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Frinight

Friday night. 'Frinight' should be used instead of saying Fri-day-night, because like saying 'mmm this cookie is cold-warm', that's really stupid. Also, Saturnight etc...
Person A: "Hey what are you doing Frinight?"

Person B: "Probably just staying in and orderin a Hot n Ready"

Person A: "Prostitute or pizza?"

Person B: "TBD"
by slangage August 17, 2010
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Fruit Candy

Homosexual men that heterosexual women still find attractive and/or think of as "eye candy".
Maybe we won't pick up any guys at the gay bar, but there's guaranteed to be a lot of fruit candy there!
by JacqSparrow June 1, 2011
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