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Fruitcake

1. a Type of cake
2. A child that is a little Pervert
1. Do you Want a fruitcake? Sure! I love Fruitcakes
2. He is a little fruitcake at his age
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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Fruitcake

“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant
Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake
by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024
mugGet the Fruitcakemug.

Fruitcake

A girl named Carla, whom has trouble with everyday tasks.
Carla you are a fruitcake
by Hahebdkwiwqna June 17, 2020
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The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.
Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!
by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025
mugGet the The fruitcake cum smoothiemug.

Fruitcake

Someone who is always around but nobody wants a piece.
Cat is such a fruitcake.
by jdthejerk December 28, 2016
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