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toxic floss job

to have someone floss their teeth with the hair near your anus
"dude shit got real weird last nite and a girl gave me a toxic floss job"
by J Dangles January 26, 2010
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flossin'

"I was flossin'this weekend in my new Escalade with its phat-ass rims."
by isabel April 11, 2003
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crotch floss

(n.) a towel (or other piece of material such as an article of clothing left in the bathroom by a roomie or sibling) purpose-dedicated to drying the area between one's genitals and rectum and the rectum itself (also the region between the scrotum and the thigh). The towel is grasped in one hand in front of the body, and one hand behind and pulled back and forth vigorously, as if flossing one's teeth, but on a larger and smellier scale.

(v.) to floss one's crotch, using a towel as described above. Telltale evidence is usually left on a towel used for crotch flossing: brown skid marks.
Doug used Jane's tanktop as crotch floss, since she insists upon leaving her clothing on the bathroom floor.
by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009
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candy floss

by Freddy November 20, 2004
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Mental Floss

1.

(noun) A length of sturdy wire inserted through one ear and out the opposite ear using a needle. The flosser then pulls the wire from side to side to eradicate brain farts from the cranium.

(verb) The act of giving or receiving a mental flossing.

2.

(noun) A perplexing problem or set of problems intended to diminish one’s intellect by exceeding their cerebral capacities.

(verb) Taking or administering a rigorous thinking challenge such as an exam.
1. Walter met his untimely demise when the copper wire accidentally poked an empty light bulb socket while performing his weekly mental floss.

2. It would’ve been dope if Matt Damon shit kicked that Harvard preppie guy instead of the mental floss he gave him in ‘Good Will Hunting.’
by Mickey Nation January 8, 2008
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floss

To show off sumething that that is...or appears to be of high value
Me: Kid thats a nice cell...does it work?
kid: Nah im just flossin!
me: Thought so!
by kow_heman February 28, 2005
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butt floss

Gina is wearing butt floss today!
by Mike February 17, 2004
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