When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
BOB: Soon I'll never forget anything again.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
Burt: And why is that?
Bob: After watching this infomercial on TV last night I ordered the Memory Enhancer and because I was one of the first thousand callers I get not one but two pads of paper and two sharpened #2 pencils.
by Bullshitzer June 22, 2010
Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“
Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
by demonicdennis February 06, 2018
The sudden rush of memories pertaining to ones original thought that was previously lost which brings joy and euphoria
Colton: oh man what were talking about, I'm slow and can't remember
G: not sure friend
Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
G: not sure friend
Colton: Now I know! Memory Boner! It was my chickens and peacocks
by The fuz August 24, 2012
when you are trying really hard to remember something, like when someone said something or if its something that happened, and you can remember up to it, and past it but can't seem to remember exactly it.
"Remember last year at band camp when we hung out",
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
"no, im skipping memory right now i cant remember"f
by perch1987654321 August 08, 2007
A memory about something you think is insignificant in the moment like having the perfect ratio of ketchup to fries, but it turns out to be something unforgettable in your life; The little memories that matter.
"I've forgotten so many things that I thought were important during my college career, but I will always remember that one time I had a perfect ketchup to fries ratio. So that's my ketchup memory"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
"It hasn't hit me yet that I'm graduating, but eventually all of the Ketchup is going to spill and I'm going to cry"
by TheHottestMonthIsApril April 29, 2015
Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!
Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping
by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 06, 2010