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dancing researcher

A person who gathers tiny out of context bits of information from the internet and uses them to support his decision
by Wafflebuddy January 15, 2024
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Research Sector 7885

N. Primary recording studio of Mr. Zappellin.
Mr. Zappellin made most of his albums at Research Sector 7885.
by Mr. Zappellin November 3, 2020
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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Research

Did I NEED to do the research? No? Because your destiny is to be held out of the fires of hell for all of eternity by your betters? Is that what it is?
Hym "Did I NEED to do the research or am I just a psychology genuis and your just some whore? What happened there?"
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
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Research of Resilience

It’s when a group of people gather together to “challenge/test/abuse” someone else. It’s an expression that tell said group that they have a target and all that Community can Bully said “target”. Usually they will excuse their actions by calling the individual under attack as “weak, snowflake, can’t take a joke, too emotional, etc”.

The Group of people that likes “playing research of resilience” usually will blame their Target to get away with their actions.

It’s a modern way of bully, similar to a real life Cold War.
“It’s a research of resilience. They are just snowflakes, can’t take a joke. If they can’t take a joke that’s their problem.”
by ThatMauricio April 26, 2023
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Authorised Researcher

Someone who passed uni with a C grade average.
I am an Authorised Researcher and I lie to people for a living.
by nunyabusinessbro February 11, 2021
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field research

Banging a hot researcher chick in her field of research, ideally redwoods
Christina and I went out to Armstrong Woods and did some field research
by BackwardsW May 19, 2022
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