Flump

A hair bump that appears on your head after you wake up in the morning. Any bump on you to appear randomly.

jasmyn "good morning jordan."
Jordan "omg look in the mirror you have a flump!"
Jasmyn "oh no now i cant straighten my hair!"

by Talhotblonde March 26, 2017

Flumping

Fluffy Humping.

I love flumping!

by theSpeakere November 13, 2021

flump

someone who is really fucking lazy

maisey is a flump

by max4689 July 15, 2025

Flump

That one friend that always bails out on your crew

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.

by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024

Flump

The random exposure of a penis

It was awful. I got a flumped on the bus earlier

by Lesbigan May 7, 2016

Flumping

To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.

Another word for sex, but clumsy.

Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"

Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."

College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."

by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022