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Flares

Flares --- the only trousers a hippy will ever wear. the only trousers for trendies and hippies in the '70s, but went out of style except for hippies who still wear them, and believe they will eventually come back in fashion. This is like the Second Coming for hippies. Flares eventually got even wider and became LOONS, before disappearing from the real world.

FLARES were often converted from normal jeans by adding pieces of old curtains until they looked like jeans with inverted lampshades attached.
"like man, flares will come back one day"

"look at the 70's throwback - flared trousers, flared shirt, flared hair and flared head."
by Dud Fivers December 8, 2013
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Flarestacking

While your partner or unsuspecting foe is asleep, stand over top of them facing their feet, one foot on each side of their body being careful not to wake them. Taking a lighter, one crouches with there bottom about a foot away from the others face while igniting the lighter and expelling a fart, forcing a flame towards the face of your opponent. A flame justifies 1 point, singed hair, 2 points, and an actualy burn on the face of your opponent will earn you 3 points.
After refusing to have sex with him, Joe waited until she fell asleep, and then gave her a good flarestacking.
by Definition Dan April 4, 2015
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flaration

The act of flaring one's nostrils
Person1: How do we look alike? I was flaring my nose!
Person2: You do, regardless of your flaration
by SingingChicken July 22, 2015
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Flard

A lazier way to type flattard when embroiled in a flame war with a flat-earther.
"You goddamn flards are full of shite! Show me the dome! Show me the dome asshole!"
by Louis the bastard March 8, 2018
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Flaky Salmon

An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.

It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.

Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.

This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?

Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!

Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '

Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA

Tito: .....

Doug: .....

Tito: .....
by dasflyinturtleesq November 12, 2018
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flargen

An expression of exasperation and done-ness. Can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or exclamation.
Wait, it's only Tuesday? Flargen...
by flergity-blergin January 24, 2020
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Faryan

It is a Persian name which is mentioned on Shahname book that belongs to one thousand years ago. Faryan means freedman. There was a king in Turan named Faryan.
Faryan is a nobleman.
by History1001 March 7, 2021
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