Flaccid Lettuce

The soggy disappointment that lettuce becomes after being microwaved

Bro, I reheated my lunch yesterday & I realised I made flaccid lettuce.
Oh my god, I feel bad for ya.

by Rucks May 12, 2025

flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024

Flaccid

Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20

DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20

by IDKlol1776 November 14, 2019

flaccid whip

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.

yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip

by cyanid369 May 15, 2020

A trip to lake flaccid

When you get turned off during sex

My girl farted while was were fucking, and I took a trip to Lake Flaccid

by Fred Murtz March 16, 2024

Flaccid

Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.

That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.

by Miskina November 25, 2017

Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 14, 2023