Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.
Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole
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Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
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Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn
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Jack: How much did that 6 pack of Guinness cost you?
Colin: Nothing
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Dude 1: Yo I lost two and a half fingers the other day playing five finger fillet.
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