financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!

CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA

by hegstar1 November 25, 2009

Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school

"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018

Sal Financial

1. When your Finance Manager is so shitty they can’t understand the P&L. The leadership team puts a range in a random number generator and predicts an outcome more accurately than the person responsible.

2. Completing financial reports while wearing yoga pants and a half shirt.

3. Eating Coco Puffs and drinking Coke while budgeting a business

1.I can’t believe your using the Sal Financials, nothing like using random number generator to run an effective business
2. Better put on your Sal Financial attire for hot yoga tonight
3. I have to submit my yearly budget, better get my Sal Financial dinner together.

by Tag your It September 25, 2020

Financial Rape

When people take financial advantage of those less fortunate than themselves because they can.

When solicitors quote you $3000 and $50 000 they are still sending you bills because they can, that's financial rape.

Doctors charging people with Cancer, ten's of thousands of dollars for treatment because they know the patients have no other choice - that's financial rape.

by simtay May 2, 2011

financial balls

Denoting the volunerability of a man's financial worth, especially at the expense of the wrong woman. Financial balls is a man's strength when it come's to (credit rating, financial status, material equity, and yearly income.)
A person's financial balls can be severed or impaired due to child support, divorce, alimony, or getting with the wrong person that can contribute to you ruining your financial rating.

Randy had a nice house, 6 cars, and a 999 credit score before he married Joyce. After the divorce, Joyce and her divorce attorney hit Randy in his financial balls by claiming the house, 5 of his cars, and making him pay for his kids that he had with her, plus two more that she had from a previous relationship.

Micheal Jordan lost half of a testicle as a result of his divorce.

Mike Tyson, the boxer, is yet to recover after a devestating blow to his financial balls as a result of child support and two divorces.

"MEN...PROTECT YOUR FINANCIAL BALLS!!!"

by DzNutz November 7, 2007

financially challenged

phrase describing ones cash flow, also known as "broke as shit."

No, I ain't goin' to the bar. I'm financially challenged as fuck!

by Melvin5000 June 27, 2010