Filipino

Filipinos are usually mistaken for Laos, hmong, black or mexican. They are dark with natural bags under theyre eyes, they ARENT tired. Filipinos are good at everything ! Which consists of breakdancing, singing, and drawing. Some carry backpacks or gymsacks around with a pair of sneakers for no good reason. SOME brag about how "ballin" they are and how hot they are when some arent near that. They usually get along with theyre own people and exclude you iif you arent one of them ( some let vietnamese, laos, etc in. SOME! ) Most wear contacts , even the guys. Both guys and girls can be cocky and are "ALWAYS" right. you can usually find nice filipinos. Filipinos can be found in the mall and downtown. Filipinos from white schools are whitewashed ( sometimes ) . Guys usually wear Loose hats, high dunks, backpack, big belt buckles and have faux hawks or lines. Girls usually wear converse, baggy sweats, skinny jeans, white tee, etc and have the occasional blond streaks or whole caramel colored head. They eat crap loads of fatty food ( thats why theyre isnt any older skinny ones left) but are delicious. Most are fit and have goodshape bodies when young. Filipinos love to rock the Gucci waistpouch here and there. Theyre are the lying filipinos you CANNOT trust and are crazy liars with exaggerated lives. Most show theyre love for God with there religion on Facebook saying " I <3 GOD " and have picture with a cross necklace or bracelet. Do not mess with theyre religion, they take it SERIOUSLY. They are "asian mexicans" or so they say...
Example 1 : Didja see that filipino?! Dayyum shes a crazy breaker
!

Example 2 : Mmmhmm wow those filipinos are bitchazz !

Example 3 :
Ashley: Is your boyfriend mexican?!
Jane: NOOO hes filipino. Ugh.
Ashley: oh.. Nice ?!

Example 4 :
Melissa: I love god so much!
Clair: Your such filipino!
by babyasian April 17, 2009
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Filipino

South-east Asian folk of mixed Asian, Polynesian, aboriginal origin mixed to make the people of the Philippines. They are known for having women with tight pussies, men with tiny dicks and possess an overall egotistical view that the world revolves around their relatively tsunami torn country. On Christmas it is common to find a Filipino family breaking into your house and trying to steal your dog so that they may have a Christmas dinner.
Mr Thomas: Honey what are those flips doing in our home
Mrs Thomas: John you better go grab the gun, the Filipino neighbours are trying to steal the dog for their Christmas dinner.
by theanswer2.0 October 3, 2010
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Filipino

People who can make your day better. Also, we don't eat dogs. Also, we don't eat that much. Also, our parties are VERY loud ୧(•̀ᗝ•́)૭୧(⇀‸↼‶)૭
Larry: Dude, you hear that party over there?
JR: Yeah, they're probably filipino!
Larry: They're probably eating a lot of dogs right now...
by tripleAAAbatteries July 1, 2020
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Filipino

Filipinos are ethnic group from Philippines in Southeast Asian continent between Malaysia and Indonesia

they are the only one Spaniard in this continent and they look like an Italian race

they pray to Jesus Christ because Jesus loves them, they are very hardworking and dedicated workers all around the globe and Spain needs them because they speak Spanish

the most noticeable Filipino invention is their crimson red spaghetti made of tomato sauce and candies

to be a Filipino without being from Philippines is, puff your chest out around, gnarl your face like it can lift a 3 pounds of bottled water and and violently scream random filipino words with a Minion accent
person: where you from?

Filipino: i'm from the Philippines, im Filipino and i'm a Spaniard but i look like an Italian, im very handsome!! PROUD TO BE PINOY!!!!

person: that's cool?

Filipino: where you from? why you are not white caucasian? why you have brown eyes and black hair with your beige skin? YOU ARE A FILIPINO LIKE ME!!!!! WE'RE BROTHERS!!!

person: sorry nope, my family are from Puerto Rico

Filipino: DOESNT MATTER, WE'RE ALL FILIPINOS!!!
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Filipino

1. People who are better than Americans and you can trust they are part Filipino many have coco colored skin learn more from Mikey Bustos on YouTube a Filipino Canadian legend
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"Hey man even though your not Filipino but your like one"

Hey kamusta?
#fillipino
by TruMp3t5 April 22, 2017
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Filipino

28.. (mocking you) oO Filipinos are annoying. I wish i was Filipino. I am just a stupid motherfucker that talks about Filipinos because I want to be one. OH JOY!! THEIR IS A FILIPINO!! I AM GOING TO SAY HI TO THEM!! Look MR or MRS Filipinos are NOT lazy. They are definetly hard working ass people. Maybe your the lazy one. My mommy works two to three jbos and we do not copy your shit. YOU COPY OURS SO STOP WITH THAT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF NOTHING!! Their voices are not annoying. Maybe your annoyed because you like them so much. Sorry for the truth lame-o. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.. FILIPINO!!!!!!!!! " CHEESES HUGELY" BYE BYE
That girl is a Filipino. You can tell. She dresses up nicely and she stays original.

OMG IT IS A FILIPINO!! LET US GO TALK TO HER!!
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Filipino Footlong

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.
Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.
by Adam Standley January 28, 2019
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