Festering

Shaving your head then applying lubricant and shoving it into your partners anus.

Ted greased up his head and gave Jake the festering of a lifetime.

by Mr. Sharp Developer June 8, 2022

all-festered-out

All-Festered-Out: All smoked out. Having smoked enough marijuana and don't want or need anymore. Can't get any higher.

No thanks. I'm all-festered-out!

by JopKatz December 7, 2015

Uncle Fester

To insert light bulbs in and out of your Anus or Vagina

My hidden talent is to Uncle Fester halogen globes

by Cre8ical February 17, 2024

Reverse Uncle Fester

When you shove a light bulb up your ass instead if your mouth.

I was felling kinda kinky so my girlfriend hooked me up with a reverse Uncle Fester

by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022

Dirty Fester

The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.

“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”

by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021

fester chair

a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.

Doug: Just stop being so cheap and buy a real chair.
Steve: No way! I love fester chairs.

by Ocyrus April 20, 2011

Festering

It’s what lay cats consistently do.

Look at my lay cat!! He is festering!

by Laycats October 6, 2020