a dirty trash picked office chair that you think you can fix up when you can't. it probably carries numerous std's.
by Ocyrus April 20, 2011
Get the fester chairmug. The Dirty Fester is when you fist your roommate and then leave the room mid nut and piss in his trash can.
“My roommate was in the middle of doing homework so I went in his room and gave him a dirty fester.”
by Wanjarthen September 17, 2021
Get the Dirty Festermug. by Laycats October 6, 2020
Get the Festeringmug. v. 1. To call it quits. End of shift, or had enough fun for the day or night.
2. To give up.
Short for 'Uncle' as in Uncle Fester
2. To give up.
Short for 'Uncle' as in Uncle Fester
"Fester..... I've had a long day and can't wait to kick it back at the house"
"Fester" ...I give up....what do I owe? I'm cashin' out"
'Fester,.......baby, let's bounce'
"Fester" ...I give up....what do I owe? I'm cashin' out"
'Fester,.......baby, let's bounce'
by redfisher December 4, 2016
Get the Festermug. Noun (origin- SW Ontario, Canada) -A geologic phenomenon indicated when crude oil seeps to the surface under subterranean pressure often forming large patches of thick tar and exhibiting the occasional appearance of bubbles at the seepage source. Some local First Nations people would collect and use this tar for various applications like water-proofing, adhesive, etc. It was also flammable, so that's fun.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
The overwhelming stench of these tarholes was so great as to lure Captains of Industry who arrived to thoroughly exploit this relatively limited resource around what is now called Oil Springs, Ontario. Sulphur, brine water and decay smelled like money to these men. Rumour is that the "hard oilers" who worked the fields coined the phrase first, as a colourfully descriptive reference to the geo-phenom but the phrase gradually turned to a more derisive tone and was later more often used to refer to someone that was to be held in the greatest of disdain and worthy of social ire. You want to hit them but you can't afford the charges, kind of thing.
Only a festering tarhole like Brad could do something like that. Isn't he married?
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
Those festering tarholes down at B&E Furniture Liquidators don't deliver!
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, a festering tarhole. But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
by Professor Lester June 4, 2022
Get the Festering Tarholemug. i herad this word from my brother in law
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
a festered wookis is a vaginal zit that is oozing a yellowish brown puss like substance
by prankstamenace January 5, 2010
Get the festered wookismug. by Anevilnoyes November 21, 2022
Get the Reverse Uncle Festermug.