I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

when ur confused u say this

I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Senor, por favor

Spanish of "sir please"

Arthur: but you said you knew spanish

Dutch: senor, por favor

by Johngle arson September 8, 2025

Reverse Party Favor

The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.

So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.

by moonnuithumor October 8, 2021

Derrick Favors

A man whose life was punished in 5 seconds by a robotic figure who is a fun guy. (See Kawhi Leonard)

Guy 1: Hey man, who did Kawhi put in a poster from last night?
Guy 2: Some guy named Derrick Favors, he had 10 minutes left in his contract anyway.

by The33master June 15, 2021

Favor runner

Running favors,

She runs favors for many men at a fee.

She is always busy running favors,
What a good favor runner!

by Ajze November 27, 2021

Textual favors

To text someone provocative messages in hopes you help them get off

Textual favors are how pal dates are started

by Bamamatt February 10, 2015

Un momento por favor

used in "hello im norway from countryballs"
also means "one moment please"

norway: "hey sverige, you want fried egg?"
norway: "un momento por favor"

by m1chael3 January 20, 2023