I've finally done it. I made a text go blue. I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world a favor! :)
by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

by Johngle arson September 8, 2025

The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the white powder on the floor is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET REFRESHING POWDER from who knows when.
So, I only ever got duped by a Reverse Party Favor ONCE, and will never, EVER, snort ANYTHING off of the ground without tasting it first.
by moonnuithumor October 8, 2021

A man whose life was punished in 5 seconds by a robotic figure who is a fun guy. (See Kawhi Leonard)
Guy 1: Hey man, who did Kawhi put in a poster from last night?
Guy 2: Some guy named Derrick Favors, he had 10 minutes left in his contract anyway.
Guy 2: Some guy named Derrick Favors, he had 10 minutes left in his contract anyway.
by The33master June 15, 2021

by Ajze November 27, 2021

by Bamamatt February 10, 2015

by m1chael3 January 20, 2023
