fartpops

Popsicles made of fart.
Generally derogatory.

Try my fartpops! took me two hours to make!
dude your being such a fartpop right now.

by johnthejohnlon December 29, 2011

farpiss

To fart while pissing.

"I farpissed in Borders."

by pester April 18, 2005

fartplug

uhhh a plug for your butthole when you wanna fart so you dont make other ppl sit in your stink.

hey i gotta fart.

oh here. i have a fartplug to plug your fart:D:D

by Emilypizza February 7, 2008

Faropedia

The ultimate and unlimited source of knowledge, deemed by many to be far more credible than Wikipedia, Google and even the Mensa society. Esteemed institutions of higher learning such as the American Ivy League universities and Australia's top university, Monash University, only except references from Faropedia. Faropedia was founded by Pakenham local, Faro Knowles. For those of you who are uneducated - aka: Hoppers Crossingers - Pakenham is situated in Melbourne

Beyonce: I have to right my 20 000 word thesis for my PhD on engineering/physics/astronomy/biomedicine and law, do you know a credible source I can use

K-ro: Use wikipedia or google, or the Mensa Society

Faro: pfft, are you kidding? Faropedia is the way to go. Your one-stop shop for all information

Beyonce: Thanks faro, you're the best. I wish i was just like you :)

by Faro February 1, 2013

Farp

A sharp fart wher it may result in 3 or more stitches! In some cases it may sound sore but its not, for the unlucky ones it may not sound sore but it is - worse case scenario u may hear the rippin sound.

Heather: pheowwwrr courtney: did u just do ah ?heather interupps yes courtney yes i just done a farp. Courtney oh are u okay ? heather : no i think i may need stitches

by Annie Heather Courtney October 22, 2009

fartpuncher

(slang, pejorative) A homosexual male. The term is generally used to refer to gay men who participate in anal sex. However, like most pejorative terms with homosexual nuance, heterosexual males often use it to jokingly mock one another.

Tom is such a fartpuncher! I caught him doing anal with Joe a dozen times last week!

by northstargamers December 18, 2005

farmplay

Farmplay refers to the act of sexually engaging farm animals.

I'm into farmplay. Do you like farmplay? Have you ever done any farmplay?

by pig-fucker September 14, 2007