by bleepblopbloop October 20, 2010
Get the faring mug.Farts can be and should be used as weapons. after sitting on a creamy brew for some time, one will impress or scare his/her buddies by grasping both thighs and spreading them like that of a praying mantis' arms, the fart will then explode out the anus causing a smooth or chunky stream of awesome for all to taste.
by funky rabbi December 1, 2011
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Get the farain mug.When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
by Cool Ev December 2, 2010
Get the Intense Farting Remorse mug.John: I wore the same tie as my boss the other day, I think it really annoyed him.
Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
Me: Relax, you are farting next to a waterfall.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
Get the farting next to a waterfall mug.A Yiddish word that means, literally, to wish someone well, to delight in someone else's delight. It's the opposite of envy and schaudenfreude.
Moe: Hey, did you hear the news? Curly got a perfect score on his SAT and he didn't even study!
Larry: That stinks. I studied for weeks and I still bombed.
Moe: You mean you're not happy for him? Where's your sense of farginen?
Larry: That stinks. I studied for weeks and I still bombed.
Moe: You mean you're not happy for him? Where's your sense of farginen?
by Shadwell December 9, 2009
Get the farginen mug.E~Ay nigga, You look like you be over there fartin n sniffin.
A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
A~Yeah nigga, Taco farts, i gotta sniff.
by APHROdSheeiaakkkk July 31, 2010
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