fatitude

The idea of some people that they are fat, when they are clerly not fat at all. They usually call themselves fat often and over react and get upset when you obviously jokingly call them fat. A fatitude is most commonly present in girls ages 13 - 18.

Billy: I called becky fat yesterday and she flipped out.
Johnny: Yeah she has a major fatitude

Tiffany: I heard Mike calling himself fat repeatedly in thehallway before 6th period.
Jessica: Yeah, Mike has been known to have a fatitude

by Word Wizard Guy August 26, 2012

Fattitude

1.A mindset that revolves around fast food menus. 2.where you just need to eat as unhealthy as possible.

John told me that they have quater pounders 2 for 3 bucks, let's go!

John and the subject both have a good fattitude.

by mashed potato topping April 4, 2009

Fattitude

The bad temperament of an overweight person who has been fucked with all his life for being that way.

That big bitch is giving me too much fattitude for me to leave a tip.

by DruSoReal December 29, 2019

Faceitude

n. a property of an object which defines how many faces can fit into it

Most people have a faceitude of 10. However, extremely fat people have a faceitude of 20.

by the Earl of Faceitude August 26, 2006

fartitude

the measurement of how far and at what angle the fart is spreaded out.

Like oh my gosh, your fartitude is like out of this world.

Your fartitude is 10 m.

by fartitudegalfran May 7, 2010

Fagitude

What guys who call everyone else fag and think they're effing awsum have

Girl 1: Hey r u still friends with Tristan?

Girl 2: No, he's having major fagitude.

by Aiely Auh-Mazing April 20, 2010

Broticular Fortitude

Idea in which a mans ability to accomplish tasks is exaggerated. Allowing a man to increase his normal ego attributes ten fold.

Since john was out at the bar with all of his buddies, he suddenly had the broticular fortitude to challenge anyone in the bar to a fight.

Eric would have never approached the hot chick at the bar if it weren't for 9 of his friends filling his head with more broticular fortitude than it could handle.

by Thesnyper October 4, 2010