fellatio

The greatest thing ever.

Yo man hopefully your sister will give me some fellatio

by D WEST April 27, 2008

fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.

Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".

by Jazpah January 4, 2010

Auto Fellatio

When a man gives him self oral sex or a blow job to pleasure himself.

*Alex Gaskarth would do Auto Fellatio if only he didn't have a '2" dick'

*Alex said this during a concert in Seattle.....lol!

by Delicious Nuggets April 12, 2009

failatio

Portmanteau of fellatio + fail.
A failed attempt to suck your own tallywhacker.

The cunt-starved gentleman was so desperate for a blowjob that he decided to commit fellatio upon himself. But he couldn't.
"Argh, failatio!"

by MEFF February 13, 2009

Chick Fellatio

Eating fried chicken in an overzealous manner

That dude just went DOWN on that drumstick. That's some Chick Fellatio right there.

by Shamrock The Casba November 21, 2010

Cross-fallatiation

A mutually beneficial deal or contract in which both parties assist the other for a common goal.

I will advertise your restaurant if you let me eat there for free. Commence the cross-fallatiation

by Dickweed6968 December 8, 2010

fellationship

a sexual relationship in which one partner is willing to perform fellatio on the other partner, but not allow other forms of penetration thereby maintaining physical virginity or perceived values.

Her husband maintains that he never had sex with his intern. At the press conference he stated that it was simply a fellationship.

Because Jodie is saving herself for her wedding day, she and Bob are only in a fellationship.

by backdoorangel August 24, 2014