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failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.
Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed
by elpepeswan August 12, 2023
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failed speech check

When trying to convince someone to do something but you've got low Charisma so it doesn't work out.

Origins:Fallout 1
First recorded usage: 1998 in some dude from Denver's basement.
"Get off my shit"

Failed speech check having ass, I'm finna tax yo shit boy your beer gut looks like a blown radiatior....
by Garrett-tha-goat August 30, 2024
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Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.
Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.
by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023
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failed project

A slang term meaning a trans person transitioning from female to male or male to female and the transition did not work out resulting in a failed transition/ the person having a combination of guy and girl characteristics but can’t tell which gender they are
Preetha: That girl Sheeba looking different now then when I last saw her in 2019
Jack: Yea she wants to transition to a guy
Preetha: She got the looks of a girl except for her hair being short
Jack: her transition didn’t work since she still has looks of a girl but her hair looks like a guy’s hair style so it’s a failed project.
Preetha: guess her way to hide it is wearing a mask
Jack: yea they do that a lot around here when they don’t look exactly like a guy or girl but a combination of both
Preetha: I understand now
by Mr India!!! (Aka Jack P) March 15, 2024
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Fazed

I was so fazed in that movie
by Rererererere2 March 17, 2024
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Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.
⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"
by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024
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faizer

Faizer is a brazilian word nationally used to represent a person that has extremely low intelligence and acts by impulse rather than logic and thinking.
João Pedro está se tornando um faizer
Wesley já é um faizer
by pedro77661520 February 10, 2026
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