A Fairy who, with the help of a dildo spoon, cleans the santorum from the assholes of happy people everywhere, cheerfully sticking a dollar in their butthole region as she leaves. As legend has it, the Santorum Fairy bottles up the gooey waste and has built a house with it.
Jerry made sure to thank the Santorum Fairy as she gave him a dollar and wiped the mix of poo and his boyfriends cum that had developed in his asshole.
by SantorumFairy August 4, 2011
Get the Santorum Fairymug. That anonymous individual who starts the office coffee machine in the morning, but at an hour so early as to avoid ever being observed doing so by co-workers. To everyone else, the result is a fresh pot of coffee that seemingly appears out of nowhere, as though it was prepared by fairies.
My mother always goes the lab early to prep the skin grafts for culturing and usually puts on a pot of coffee while she's there. One morning, a co-worker from clinical trials had to come in early as well, walked into the kitchen as she was scooping the grounds into the filter, and gasped in pleasant surprise, "It's you! You're the coffee fairy!"
by Vampiro413 April 16, 2010
Get the Coffee fairymug. A Bigfoot Fairy is a relativley new species of Bigfoot. They are just like regular Bigfoot, but they're only 2 inches tall and have wings. They can't really fly very well, because of their feet weighing them down. Bigfoot Fairies mainly survive on twinkies and iced tea. They are very rare and delicate creatures, and are usually spotted in Greenland.
by Bigfoot Researcher November 9, 2008
Get the Bigfoot Fairymug. Somebody who everybody else talks to in order to get a girlfriend. Named a fairy because normally the people who end up with them get laid by complete fucking magic.
by Handleishandleable December 14, 2017
Get the girlfriend fairymug. A person who is overly positive about things. Too positive to the point where they can not act accordingly to the situation they are in.
They often have a lot of bottled up emotions, that they try to hide from themselves by fooling themselves to stay positive/happy.
They often have a lot of bottled up emotions, that they try to hide from themselves by fooling themselves to stay positive/happy.
1. I have heard that john is a giggly fairy.
2. Stop being such a giggly fairy.
3. I'm sorry I'm such a giggly fairy.
2. Stop being such a giggly fairy.
3. I'm sorry I'm such a giggly fairy.
by Kenny Jay February 10, 2021
Get the Giggly Fairymug. Russell the salesman sits at westtar drinking a hot cup of coffee while he blames other workers that he works with. so the customer will not relize that he is the cause of most of the drama!
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch
the filter fairy broke libertys door while acting like a spoiled little bitch
by russ sharp January 16, 2012
Get the Filter Fairymug. A nick-name for the booty call that visited you last night.
by Mistahtom January 15, 2006
Get the Pussy Fairymug.