Donkey fuck fail

First see "donkey fucked"

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Basiclly its when a guy 'donkey fucks' a girl and when she turns around because of that 'wtf' momment the girl hits the guy in the face . And then he fails and gets pwned .

John donkey fuck failed with that freaky girl he met at the club .

by Mr.T fool May 17, 2009

Tucker Max Fail

1) Making claims that are so unrealistic and unbelievably stupid that no is surprised when you fall massively short. Usually occurs to those of limited cognitive abilities i.e. Tucker Max

2) Blowing $12 million of someone else's money

"I borrowed £12 million to make a film that turned out to be the worst comedy in history. The script I wrote was especially poor."

"That's a Tucker Max Fail"

by boatman_eric October 29, 2009

epic fail

When something can be seen to be a total failure

Urban dictionary?
EPIC FAIL!

by grarkorrr September 15, 2006

BP Fail

To fail so bad that it rewrites history, kills people, kills untold numbers of animals, and devastates regions. To fail more spectacularly than if you had tried really hard to fail in the first place. See Chernobyl.

That guy ran his truck off a bridge on I-95. Traffic was snarled all day but he didn't pull off a BP Fail.

by M249_taterlauncher May 28, 2010

failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all

dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy

by failed talking stage June 9, 2022

Failboat

Also known as a Daniel and a Failboot, Failboat is a way of turning simple things into comedy. Failboat is another way of being a weirdos uncle.

My brother could end up being a failboat if we don't educate you.

by Chompo7 May 15, 2018

Failer

Algerian slang for flawless being, often used to describe a genius who cannot be fooled who FAILS your attempts to deceive him, or can be used to describe someone who excels in multiple aspects and is extremely handsome .

Mohammad : i finished reading Aristotle's The Nicomachean Ethics, finished Dark Souls with zero deaths, just finished studying and now I'm gonna hit the gym .
Ahmad : you really are a Failer aren't ya' ?

by UltraEdgeMaster79 April 15, 2021