A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin
(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "
by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

by $crook$ August 3, 2006

to not be cross eyed.
by archerychick November 23, 2015

by Saa Reh February 14, 2020

hail sit the real of: IF YOULL BE MY NO EYED GIRL FROM NOWHERE MANKIND CAN GO
random guy: holy shit neil cicierega
random guy: holy shit neil cicierega
by anonymous February 1, 2023

when a person experiences temporary blindness due to eye exposure to too many camera flashes.
frequently experienced at shows in the dark.
frequently experienced at shows in the dark.
"YO! Lady! Did you see that bangin' guitar riff?"
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."
"Naaww maaan, i am sooo flash-eyed right now. you dont even know."
by stretchmarx July 20, 2007

A pure eyed person will never see the bad things on earth and thinks of everything as a great and amazing thing
by kiruko April 13, 2022
