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long essay 

no exact definition, but have a clear example below.
She looked at her student wondering if she could ever get through. "You need to learn to think for yourself," she wanted to tell him. "Your friends are holding you back and bringing you down." But she didn't because she knew his friends were all that he had and even if that meant a life of misery, he would never give them up.
The leather jacked showed the scars of being his favorite for years. It wore those scars with pride, feeling that they enhanced his presence rather than diminishing it. The scars gave it character and had not overwhelmed to the point that it had become ratty. The jacket was in its prime and it knew it.
Lori lived her life through the lens of a camera. She never realized this until this very moment as she scrolled through thousands of images on your computer. She could remember the exact moment each photo was taken. She could remember where she had been, what she was thinking as she tried to get the shot, the smells of the surrounding area, and even the emotions that she felt taking the photo, yet she had trouble remembering what she had for breakfast.
He collected the plastic trash on a daily basis. It never seemed to end. Even if he cleaned the entire beach, more plastic would cover it the next day after the tide had come in. Although it was a futile effort that would never be done, he continued to pick up the trash each day.
Yes this is an example of long essay.
long essay by just a normal lurker November 26, 2021
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chinese essay 

When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
chinese essay by Wise Man October 7, 2003

F- essay 

A long definition submited by a pseudo intellect that ends up being rejected by the urbandictionary editors.
That was a f- essay. Shut the fuck up with your bullshit. You don't know a damn thing about politics college boy.
F- essay by mr.knowCNN April 6, 2010

video essay

Term used by clickbait sites to justify low content articles to be pushed out via video instead of being a written or fleshed out
Video essay is not used in a sentence by anyone with an IQ over 10

in this essay i will 

Used after making a claim that you could probably write a whole essay about, but that you'd rather not.
WandaVision is a satire of heteronormativity. In this essay I will

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.
Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

numerical list as an essay 

An essay that is composed in numerical form
Numerical List as an Essay: A Critical Analysis
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