essayitis

The "sickness" one suffers from when he did not complete an essay or project for school to evade a zero from not having the project complete.

Wow. The book report is due today. There are eight students in Mr. George's class that are out. Could be essayitis.

by Agent111111111 April 12, 2005

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

you essay

noun

a phonetic way to spell “u.s.a.”, seldom and exclusively used for comedic effect.

“i was born and raised in the you essay.”

by orzwab June 7, 2025

Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

Essay

writing 50 different and original answers for 50 EXACT SAME GOD DAMN QUESTIONS

Friend: "Hey wanna come and have a life with me"
Person: "No I got to go waste my life writing an essay on a pointless subject I don't care about"

by ygdebuixfgbhuckrefebhunfd March 8, 2017

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

by drkrupp December 17, 2020

Repeto Sermo Essay

When given an essay test with a minimum number of words you repeat a word for a really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really long time throughout the essay in order to pass the test

I didn’t know what to write so I pulled a repeto sermo essay

by The Ferg Miester November 29, 2018