Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

eating punches

To take an attack or a series of attacks without appearing to have taken any real damage from it.

Yo,in Star Trek Into Darkness Khan was straight up eating punches from Captain Kirk didn't phase him at all(see what I did there)

by Monkey D. Luffy March 28, 2015

Eating rice with stilts

Overdoing something. Chopsticks worked just fine, why are you using stilts? Now you look ridiculous.

Jenny: My friend is getting her lips done, her nose done, her cheeks lifted. It's crazy.

Joe: Really? She looked fine. Talk about eating rice with stilts.

by Impo Rta Ntthing April 16, 2010

sleep eating

A derivative of sleep walking but actually getting out of bed when sleeping and going and getting a snack.

guy1: hey man wake up
guy 2: What, what's going on
guy1 you’re sleeping on the couch covered in potato chips
guy 2: OH I must have been sleep eating

by deck man January 12, 2006

Giant Toscano Eating Bitch

A giant, pushy, stuffy woman, typically with an abnormally large ass, cotton pants, and a pushy attitude, who consumes (at times in mass quantities) the "Toscano" sandwich from the local Italian deli (which contains provolone cheese and spicy Italian sausage).
One can only assume that they also have a large turning radius, hence the "giant".

"That Giant Toscano Eating Bitch is back again!!"

or

"Most home ec teachers seem to look like Giant Toscano Eating Bitches."

by Jenburger January 2, 2008

Eating Breakfast On A Mirror

Eating breakfast on a mirror is a drug refrence, it means taking coicane when you have just woke up.

John: Hey, it's Amy Whinehouse!"
Tom: "She's had breakfast on a mirror!"
John: "Yeah, she's totally been Eating breakfast on a mirror"

by cows float all the time October 25, 2008

Binge eating disorder

A disorder where an individual eats an excessive amount of food in a short period of time and during these episodes feels as if they have no control. A lot of people describe it as a compulsion, binge eating disorder is an illness which is often overlooked and even ignored. It is a lot like bulimia but the individual doesnt participate in activities to 'rid themselves' of the food. This does not mean they don't feel guilt or regret.

Binge eating disorder is also known as BED

by 4321anon January 24, 2015