epsilon

antonym of 'sigma', 'alpha' : a derogatory term for a person who's behaving foolishly, rudely or incomrephensively

Joe: This game is trash, all my teammates are epsilons!
Mama: Wash the damn dishes you're the real epsilon here!

by sheiboo January 31, 2025

Sigma Phi Epsilon

Sigma Phi Epsilon also commonly refered to as "Sig Ep" is a fraternity founded in 1901 whose mission statement is "building brotherly love". While this *might* have been true at some point, the men of Sig Ep are recognized as jackasses nation wide whose members brag about having 3.0 GPA's while primarily being made up of marketing and communication majors. Their primary target for pledges are tinder menaces, racists, men who don't understand the concept of reciprication or those with 3.4 inches marked on their rulers

If a Sig Ep ever claims their fraternity isn't racist just remind them of the 2014 UoMiss incident or google Texas Tech Sigma Phi Epsilon 2025 expulsion

by Ihaveasmallgock October 6, 2023

Rho Epsilon Xi Male

Rho Epsilon Xi Male is a man who is under the height of 5'5, balding, and just an overall piece of shit.

Tommy is a Rho Epsilon Xi Male. His bald ass is always creeping on women.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

Kardashev Type Epsilon Null Civilization

A theoretical civilization that has transcended the standard Kardashev energy metric entirely, operating on the principle of Epsilon-Null—the utilization of energy so perfectly efficient it approaches a state of zero-point entropy generation or even negative entropy (syntropy). This isn't about harnessing more power, but about achieving perfect, lossless transactions with the universe. Their "energy signature" isn't a giant flare, but a profound, localized silence in the background thermodynamic noise of the cosmos, a perfect pocket of order. They have mastered the art of doing everything with absolutely nothing wasted, turning existence into a frictionless, eternal engine.

Kardashev Type Epsilon Null Civilization Example: A Type Epsilon Null civilization's ship wouldn't move by expelling plasma; it would navigate by gently persuading the quantum vacuum fluctuations in front of it to not happen, creating a gradient of "non-events" that it smoothly slides down. Its cities would be colder than the surrounding space, not because they lack energy, but because they've perfectly locked all energy into useful work, leaving no waste heat to radiate. It's the ultimate asceticism of power.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026